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Parents should embrace e-Citizen for schools to run on vibes and good luck

President William Ruto during the launch of e-Citizen services, GavaMkononi app and Gava Express at KICC in Nairobi on June 30.

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What you need to know:

  • On behalf of the children of hustlers who trekked to school barefoot and sold roadside chicken to make ends meet, we wish to remind all secondary school principals inciting parents to address our president the way they want, that the government has a record of their personal files detailing their complicated relationship with school fees and if they continue on the warpath, we can neither confirm nor deny we shall send them to psycho-financial therapists.