President William Ruto
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UDA elections: You are either on the table or on the menu!

President William Ruto addressing delegates during the UDA National Governing Council meeting at the Bomas of Kenya in Nairobi on September 29, 2023. 

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What you need to know:

  • We are all looking forward to the UDA polls to see how the party will organise its eating table.
  • One can hope those in UDA read the Kanu-Kadu script correctly, for party polls can mark the onset of premium tears.
  • The Kenya Kwanza parties – apart from UDA – can only be distinguished by their dental formulas; nothing else separates them other than ego, hubris and their briefcase nature.