The croissant scandal that never was

It does not serve what is considered traditional African food and many congenitally-rude Kenyans cannot pronounce the items on its menu, but, all in the spirit of keeping up with the Joneses, they still patronise its outlets. - Clay Muganda

What you need to know:

  • Truth be told, we are nation of euphoric cry babies who sulk like spurned adolescents and never understand instructions

Shhhh! I’d like to guess it is now safe to mention Artcaffé. Some weeks ago, blue-blooded “indigenous” Kenyans who have made the new media their theatre of war would have bullied you out of cyberspace if you had said something nice about it.


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