Ladies, stop rummaging through men's phones!

Women are the same everywhere, whether they are 25 years old or 60. They are all just dying to see what’s on our phones. PHOTO| FILE| NATION MEDIA GROUP

What you need to know:

  • I wondered what a man his age would be hiding. Did he have chicks sending him nudes? Were they sending him hard words: “Prof, what does alphmegamia* mean?”

  • Was he flirting with the green grocer? The one his wife swore she would rather die of scurvy than buy one fruit from her shop?

Last week I sat in a waiting room waiting to see a doctor. My neck was stiff as a dead cow’s hind leg – this was before my (now former) dentist broke my tooth in half. (What can I say, it’s been an eventful year).

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