Nick, to be president of dead talent, go work in a mortuary

Nick Mwendwa

Football Kenya Federation President Nick Mwendwa during the unveiling of the national team's new partner on October 9, 2021.

Photo credit: Sila Kiplagat | Nation Media Group

What you need to know:

  • Had you not been the fellow in charge of coaching in Kenya, we would’ve raised funds to take you for training on how to talk less and do more.
  • If fans wanted a running mouth as head of football, we would’ve instructed the delegates to install the leader of water taps.

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